Trying to enrich my life by forcing it down your throat.
Dec 14, 2011
Hope
I know what I want for Christmas more than anything on Earth. My girlfriend in a beautiful, possibly slutty black wig. The room does not have to be so close to the sun that everything radiates yellow.
You can't call that wig slutty! I wore it to my students' Halloween party.
ReplyDeleteBaby, when you are reading the Bible and wearing a disgusting knit wool sweater I still find it slutty.
ReplyDeleteMy brain was wired like that. Lucky girl.